Dime is tired; he's just out from a decade-stint in prison, trying to find something to do to make money, and all he has are the scams that kept him afloat while behind bars and some supplemental thievery work given to him by a sympathetic mercenary looking to delegate some of the grunt work that comes her way.

Sal is optimistic; he's on his third undercover op in as many years and this one is looking to be open-and-shut as soon as he can get some photographs of the cargo this crew he's been placed in keeps stealing to make their own profits by.

Opposites might attract, but in this case it's more Meet Ugly than Meet Cute, especially since Dime is caught trying to steal back some of the stolen cargo, and Sal is left knowing that if he doesn't do something then some innocent dumbass is going to get iced while Sal is forced to watch.

From one night in a warehouse where everything blows up in their faces all the way to a week on the run from nanite monsters mashed together with corpses, the road to making a personal connection is fraught with scams, yelling, and one really gross bed in a motel off the main freeway leading North out of the Metropolis both Sal and Dime call home.

Midnight Fistfight is a gory and very gay romantic comedy set in a cyberpunk world.

CHAPTER LIST

  • CHAPTER ONE: DIME (Patreon-Only Early Access)
  • On Wattpad As: Chapters One, Two, & Three

Serial is updated in two stages: I write a chapter and post for Patreons as Early Access, then chop that chapter up into two or more sections and upload to Wattpad over the course of one section a week. No schedule is established because this story isn’t my top priority (paid work is!) but I do try to get one new Patreon chapter done a month.

an erotic mlm romance and an EGGcelent adventure!

Terror strikes a modified Rig Agent at home in this thrilling erotic romance buddy-buddy adventure!

Gaspar works at the Rig with other Residents as a researcher and occasional field agent for team Delta Three. But when the leader of team, Lewis, begins to randomly lay impenetrable golden eggs with no scientific explanation, it’s up to the crack team of scientists and Gaspar’s own frantic off-the-clock work to fix the problem. It doesn’t help that the eggs begin to disappear on their own every few hours. And it certainly doesn’t stop it from getting worse that Gaspar has a bit of a crush on poor Lewis, and takes it upon himself to care for the terrified man in his hours of need.

Set in a pseudo-scientific world where creepy monsters are kept in pits on the Rig settled out off the New Jersey coast and everyone working there has a “mod” that may or may not have one spewing sentient globs of venom, ELECTROGASTROGRAM is a story about spiked blood pressure, consensual voyeurism, and pragmatic disposal of the corpses of newly discovered deep sea creatures.

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horror romance about fighting hugeass bugs.

After the wave of giant bugs has died down society starts to piece itself back together again. In the case of one Dr. Anghrist Wiggins, he decides to ditch his nice government research job in favor of finding gainful employment for a Supervillain working out of the ruins of Acapulco.

Anghrist makes weapons, researches bug corpses, creates solutions to infrastructure issues that are cropping up in the wake of the devastation– oh, and also forms a very solid flirtation with his menacing boss himself, Mr. Xarles du Thoth.

But one thing never resolved is where the bugs originated, and why exactly they stopped attacking. Is another wave of the monsters coming? Will Anghrist and Thoth have to beat the insects back with high-powered weaponry and slapdash ingenuity?

Find out in this 42,000 word novella called Locusts the Size of Cars!

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okay last one, thank fck

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