g l i t z y . b a b y l o n

i am:

  • three small cthulhus fighting it out inside a buxom fleshsuit.
  • approximately 33 years old??
  • enraged queer ciswoman writer who produces m/m and f/f interchangeably. sometimes will write m/f but it’s always an accident and really confusing when it happens.

i write:

  • pulpy scifi messes of weird trope fiction
  • gross romcoms featuring monsters and stuff
  • speculative fiction that aspires to the existential but veers off into bickering about “how many lasers are too many” territory before coming to any philosophical conclusions.



Hooversuck of an Empty Space:
An egg appears in Pyre’s hotel shower, and after he’s gotten help from his friendly rival Shanks, it hatches to reveal a baby Ancient Evil both cuddly and horrible. For better or worse they have to protect and nurture it so it stops eating people as a stress response. They go to Outer Space on this quest, but not everyone is looking to help the new family unit, and some would like to use the Ancient Evil for their own means. Book one in the SPACE BEGOT SPACE series!
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Jude has one goal in life: survive community college with good grades and then transfer to The Rig, a specialist school for Weird People Who Do Things. Those plans get ruined when portals begin to open randomly across town to spew out monsters. Along with Punch, a guy raised by witches in the woods who has annoyed Jude since High School, Jude’s the only Werepony in town who can solve the problem and save everyone from being made into Meals for Monsters.
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check out my friend’s stuff!
Lynda Naclerio is, yes my best friend, but also a really funny webcomic artist who makes comics about her pets as avatars to provide commentary and make jokes about whatever is going on in the world.. She’s also an excellent editor who makes my own stories shine, so go say hi to her on twitter @LyndaN or read her webcomic at TailsFromTheBackyard.com