For the current blurb/promo of this work, read this post on patreon. I’m not copypasting that massive thing here lol.

This is the first chapter from part one of what will be a full-length novel when I finally get it finished. If I post more chapters as I finish them, they’ll be linked at the bottom of the post for flow and comprehension. If I post enough of them I’ll make a Chapter Index and retroactively edit the posts to link to the Index.

WORDCOUNT: 5.6K
CONTENT WARNINGS: violence, persistent hand trauma.

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HOOVERSUCK OF AN EMPTY SPACE (Shit Happens in Space #1)
Originally serialized on Kindle Vella from May to August 2022
Published in full on Amazon on Nov 27th, 2077

An egg appears in Pyre’s hotel shower, and after he’s gotten help from his friendly rival Shanks, it hatches to reveal a baby Ancient Evil both cuddly and horrible. For better or worse they have to protect and nurture it so it stops eating people as a stress response. They go to Outer Space on this quest, but not everyone is looking to help the new family unit, and some would like to use the Ancient Evil for their own means. 

$3.99 on Amazon. Available in the Kindle Unlimited Program

SUPERANNUATED (The City #1)
Published Jan 14th, 2017


LGBT-themed ensemble superhero frenzy novel. A heavy enmeshment with Insurance Companies means Superheroes and Villain schedule their battles and destruction according to quarter profits. But when Infrastructure starts to crumble, how are our heroes going to deal with the implosion?


$4.99 on Amazon. Available in the Kindle Unlimited program.

ELECTROGASTROGRAM
Published Apr 16th, 2015


Gay romance weird scifi egg-laying short. Agents on a super secret base in the middle of the ocean deal with weird creatures all the time, but the leader of one of the groups starts to spontaneously lay eggs when he gets stressed, and the guy who is “technically minded” has to figure out why. They’ve all dealt with weirder, but not by much!


$.99 on Amazon. Available in the Kindle Unlimited program.

LOCUSTS THE SIZE OF CARS!
Published Nov 1st, 2014


Gay kaiju stomp horror novella. Post-giant bug worldwide devastation, a scientist employed by a bog-standard Supervillain researches the swarm that wrecked civilization and is caught on the frontlines of the next wave. At least his boss is handsome and open to flirtation.


$2.99 on Amazon. Available in the Kindle Unlimited program.

giant bugs! shenanigans and romance! a giant pet beetle? must be a gory MM romcom by Glitzy Babylon!

After the wave of giant bugs has died down society starts to piece itself back together again. In the case of one Dr. Anghrist Wiggins, he decides to ditch his nice government research job in favor of finding gainful employment for a Supervillain working out of the ruins of Acapulco.

Anghrist makes weapons, researches bug corpses, creates solutions to infrastructure issues that are cropping up in the wake of the devastation– oh, and also forms a very solid flirtation with his menacing boss himself, Mr. Xarles du Thoth.

But one thing never resolved is where the bugs originated, and why exactly they stopped attacking. Is another wave of the monsters coming? Will Anghrist and Thoth have to beat the insects back with high-powered weaponry and slapdash ingenuity?

Available to purchase for $2.99 on Amazon or to read as part of the Kindle Unlimited program!

Superannuated is an ensemble horror comedy about insured heroes, uninsured vigilantes, and accidental time-splitting third party scientists all slamming up against each other inside a City in the process of crumbling.

In one corner you have your Heroes, your Villains. Propped up by vast networks of insurance companies, these diametrically opposed groups schedule bank heists and sometimes play darts to randomly decide who fights who on any given incident. Insurance will cover any fallout, pay the medical bills of the collateral civilian damage, so why not take spontaneity out of it and just make an appointment instead? In the case of Cuvier (the heroic IGUANODON) and Hilaire (CARNIVORA, a very dapper villainous cat indeed), they’re just childhood friends who ended up on opposite sides and who harass each other both in and out of costume.

In another corner are the Vigilantes, otherwise known as the Uninsured. They have do-good in their blood and a fiery need to dispense justice in their hearts. How unfortunate that none of the people they help want them around, since whatever gets broken won’t be financially covered and leave the victims worse off than before. That doesn’t stop Fred and Lola and the rest of them; they’re going to save people or die trying!

Our final corner focus is on the Third Party Scientists, a certain Open and Feyn to be exact. They’re employed by the local city university and they don’t perform proper safety procedures when running experiments on artificial wormholes. That’ll get your atoms scrambled and make you uncontrollably teleport places! And it’ll hurt! A lot! Somehow they’ll figure out how to fix themselves, or maybe they won’t, but at least they’ll get to see the City a little while they figure it out.

This is a queer horror comedy about the commodification of the superhero complex and how it affects different groups of people while they fight off magma wombats, a chimera parrot thing in a flooded basement, and severe brain damage after being taken out by a fake lead-filled copy of the Thinker sculpture. Violence, corpses filling huge pits, and a bear wearing a fez await you in The City Book One: Superannuated!

making romantic connections in SPAAAAAAAACE~!

Falco is a cargo hauler on the hunt for information that will lead him to where his adoptive father has been imprisoned by a brutish debt collection company called Fresh Air Solutions & Holdings (FASH). He takes jobs, keeps his crew healthy and paid, and pesters every Information Broker he comes across.

Dom is a member of the Informants Guild, yes, but mostly he’s just keeping his head down in backwater to backwater, keeping off the radar of the FASH and surviving.

Falco meets Dom in a bar during one of his stopovers and buys information, Dom follows Falco back to the port out of curiosity and boredom. What’s a cargo hauler wanting with information on the FASH? Is he on the run too? An agreement is struck between the two men and Dom joins the crew expecting a peaceful time in space where he can flirt with the captain and move some boxes around.

What ensues is the opposite of peaceful and at times is outright stressful, but at least Dom and Falco get to keep the flirting in!

Lightspeed to Love is a gay space opera romance rife with explosions, debt collection agencies gone mad with power, and a lot of gunfire perpetuated by two men who lie about being horrible shots.

Book One in the Menaced by Space-Age Debt Collectors series!

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